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SDragonRocker5 · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:53 pm Post subject: brawl

M is a Republican United States Senator from Kansas and an electrified yellow rodent who communicates by repeatedly stating its own name(In various tones and volumes). M evolved from the offspring of Yoda, My little Pony and probably Pichu, aided by the negation of N. M can usually be found in forests,or even can be found hanging out with the pokemon Pee wee Herman,usually masturbating,and catching a pokemon while he masturbates is widely known as being dangerous,so this is to be avoided. Sometimes a M can be found along with Q leader of several tribal guardians. Be sure to feed them with nachos, they'll like it. It is especially prominent in Peru and Canada. Recently, however, it has become a problem for farmers around the world, as it settles in fields and eats the crop. Scientists who seek to crack the code of the M's inane gibberish, has translated recorded material from one of these M infested fields roughly into the phrase "Im in ur field, eating ur cropz". A solution to the M problem can easily be found, using either rat poison, or a rather large rock. Rifles have also been reported to work decently. M also has a really bad cold, and even sneezes as he speaks.
The facist extremist M well known for its rampage of political destruction in the United States briefly was governor of Massachusetts.

Long thought to be Japanese, it has been found by Scientists and Researchers that M is actually the result of a freak Canadian/Hungarian experiment by the devil. In 1995 he became a popular child star in hit games and the TV series "M". Later, He starred in the "M Movie," which documented a search for Z, and co-starred N as M's Fashion Co-ordinator. Later, in 2003, he became one of the hosts for "Queer guy for the Straight guy." He now serves as Canada's representative for the United Nations and B's sex toy during lonely nights without S. There is also evidence that M was a Nazi. M is also proven to have kicked people in not nice places so beware him.

M's main strength is its gay ass annoying way of talking. M's ultimate weakness is horny babyback rib rapping hoboes.